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Post by Reiŋ Ξŋgel on Dec 20, 2013 22:07:20 GMT -5
Excuse me while I play catch-up.
- The Always Sunny Christmas special takes an already gloriously hilarious show and goes balls to the wall with the theme. Danny Devito getting stuck in the couch, the hospital scene ("You can go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass.") and the tribute to the classic stop-motion animated Christmas specials that precedes it.
Mac: "Look, a karate trophy!" Charlie: "Where did you get that?" Mac: "I found it."
If you watch the show then you know why that's funny.
- Know that cats overturning a Christmas tree video? Shit just happened. The first two feet of my tree is naked because I'm sick of the bastards knocking off ornaments. It's bad enough they are eating the tree itself and are probably going to end up like the cat in Christmas Vacation from chewing light cords.
- Nope, can't lie... like big butts.
Here's the song I posted on the front page of the RG site during Christmas 2005:
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Post by BLiND on Dec 21, 2013 6:58:34 GMT -5
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Post by New Years Sense on Dec 21, 2013 13:19:56 GMT -5
The most hilarious thing about the Always Sunny Christmas special? Mac's sleeveless ugly Christmas sweater. Gets me every single time.
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Post by New Years Sense on Dec 21, 2013 13:21:22 GMT -5
Day 21 :
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Post by New Years Sense on Dec 21, 2013 13:25:43 GMT -5
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Post by New Years Sense on Dec 22, 2013 11:56:44 GMT -5
Day 22 :
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Post by New Years Sense on Dec 22, 2013 12:06:07 GMT -5
I am disapoint to see no Mark Henry in this topic. He is gonna save Christmas after all bro. Check your privilege, son. (skip to 1:06) (the editing on the video is downright awful and unfunny, but it's the only one I could find of that promo from the amazing WWECW) Either way, enjoy Tony Atlas corpsing while dressed as a reindeer with Striker ruining the entire bit at the end.
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Post by Eat. Sleep. DESTROYA, Repeat on Dec 22, 2013 18:05:31 GMT -5
YES!!! Thank You Much, Christmas Sense.
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Post by Reiŋ Ξŋgel on Dec 23, 2013 2:31:44 GMT -5
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Post by Reiŋ Ξŋgel on Dec 23, 2013 3:08:39 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you guys that I played Santa a few times? It never went well. 2006: After the sixth kid pissed on my lap, I decided to go against my bosses orders and get lit. I thought I was fine to drive the 40 miles home, in a snowstorm, during rush hour. Unfortunately I... uh... tripped and the resulting head injury caused me to forget all about the moves they took out of SvR07. 2008: I wasn't allowed in any mall, so I took private bookings. This private elementary school was hesitant when they saw my price and the principal wondered why I was so cheap, but she soon found out that I was well worth the investment. Sadly, some little bastard unbuckled my pants while sitting on my lap. That, combined with the fact that I was drinking... uh, non-alcoholic egg nog... all day meant my emergency trip to the bathroom didn't go so well. Like I told child protection services, *HE* unbuttoned *MY* pants! 2010: They barred me from "officially" portraying Santa, so I took my services to the streets. I handed out gifts to random people. Apparently this bitch thinks receiving a free artificial cock is sexual harassment. Arresting Santa for giving a present to someone... what next, putting down the Easter Bunny for giving away penis-shaped lollipops? 2012: Barred, shunned and now a registered sex offender, I hatched a brilliant plan of holiday-themed revenge. Threats of prison wasn't going to stop me from "delivering" "presents" to the naughty boys and girls on my list. Kids with bladder control issues, principals, snotty bitches, arresting officers and judges all found a sizable yule log come a-tumbling down their chimneys. I'm currently gearing up for round 2 with some Chimichangas.
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Post by New Years Sense on Dec 23, 2013 10:43:23 GMT -5
Day 23 :
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Post by New Years Sense on Dec 24, 2013 11:14:02 GMT -5
Day 24 :
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Post by New Years Sense on Dec 25, 2013 18:53:41 GMT -5
Merry Christmas guys!
I've got a pretty good buzz going right now so I'll keep this short and sweet. Hope all of you had/have a great day!
Day 25 (final) :
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